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第22章 兩隻舔狗的快樂,陸凡最懂!(第2頁)

                
            

            

            
            
                陸魚有點不爽地反駁道。
                
            

            

            
            
                他最煩別人老是拿市場部,單月工資最高的那個特例來說事。
                
            

            

            
            
                陸凡夠牛了吧……
                
            

            

            
            
                沒當經理前,拿過好幾次全公司的銷冠,當月提成超過10萬。
                
            

            

            
            
                可陸凡幹了四五年,才拿過幾次呀。
                
            

            

            
            
                “咱倆都不容易啊……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “來吧,喝酒喝酒!”
                
            

            

            
            
                李奕鋒搖頭嘆息了一聲,哐一下跟陸魚碰了個杯。
                
            

            

            
            
                兩人一飲而盡後。
                
            

            

            
            
                陸魚又感嘆道:“其實,咱們卓越最好的部門,是採購部。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “那林一凡林經理,在何坤的掩護下,沒少拿回扣。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “難怪沈清會……”
                
            

            

            
            
                話還沒說完。
                
            

            

            
            
                陸魚就發現,李奕鋒臉色無比難看地瞪著他。
                
            

            

            
            
                他也就很識趣地轉移了話題道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦!其實……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我們也沒必要去跟別人比,還有人比我們更慘的呢,對吧。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “就像陸凡,本來他是最有希望當上總監的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不但工資比我們高,長得又帥,有房有車……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “現在還不是炒股票,賠了個底朝天。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “被公司開除=不說,連女朋友都……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “好好好,不提女朋友!不提!”
                
            

            

            
            
                李奕鋒又是瞪了陸魚一眼——
                
            

            

            
            
                麻痺這傢伙真是哪壺不提哪壺開,老子正煩沈清那娘們的事呢。
                
            

            

            
            
                不過提到陸凡……
                
            

            

            
            
                兩人心情頓時莫名好了很多。
                
            

            

            
            
                “陸凡那逼,是自己作死,怪得了誰!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “賣房賣車去炒股,真是有夠傻逼的……”
                
            

            

            
            
                李奕鋒也跟著踩起來道。
                
            

            

            
            
                找到共同話題的兩人。
                
            

            

            
            
                又愉快地幹了一杯。
                
            

            

            
            
                果然。
                
            

            

            
            
                建立在別人痛苦上的快樂,是想通的。
                
            

            

            
            
                “陸凡那逼,仗著我跟他關係好。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “第一個就來問老子借錢,還傻逼逼的把他賣車賣房的記錄發給我看。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “還好老子機靈,沒借錢給他。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不然的話,借多少都是有去無回……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “說起來,老陸你還得感謝我!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “要不是我提前給你透底,以你那不會拒絕人的性格。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “肯定會被陸凡這逼給誑了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                李奕鋒感覺罵陸凡的確很爽。
                
            

            

            
            
                忍不住又是一陣輸出……
                
            

            

            
            
                “確實……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我這人就是拉不下面子來。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “陸凡問我借錢的時候,我不忍心,還答應借他一兩千。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “還好他沒要,不然我會肉痛死了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “就為這,我也要敬峰哥你一杯,來!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陸魚點點頭,給李奕鋒倒滿道。